The truly, um, amazing scan (above) of a vintage ad is via kitschyliving.
"...Show where you're headed in the ultimate fashion climax...Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue...Are you man enough to fill it?"
And I have remarkably similar glasses available in my guy's shop. To protect you (or yourself) from the rays bouncing off of his zippers. And manliness.
Sadly, no jumpsuit in "sexy, cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come", but this Western shirt is pretty awesome.
As is this wide Yves Saint Laurent tie. Not "50% polyester"- but 100% silk!